MISSING PERSON: If anyone knows of the whereabouts of the PD Baby, please immediately email [email protected] – Last seen in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma with “PD” sharpied on his head. There is a finder’s fee of one Hijinx Net product box.

After a signing at local OKC skate shop, the tour vans head to a local skatepark for a demonstration. Apocalypse now… Andrew Reynolds becomes the focal point while the rest of the crew mingle with the Oklahomies… he stomps out a backside 360 kickflip melon on the hip with a broken board victory ride. The PD baby cheers him on. Neckface, in charge of the pyrotechnics for the event, coordinates the finale with a Black Cat firecracker fiasco. “We got a tailwhip, tweaking that motherfucker…”

In Tulsa, Oklahoma, at a metal ramp skatepark, a drunken toad stumbles on the course. Tulsans show up from near and far to see the BAKER Has A Deathwish performance. The crew members bang their tricks out like drum cymbals in concert hall. Beagle is declared the “Best Skate/Filmer Ever” and Antwuan Dixon sparks the fireworks…. “That might be a BAKER MAKER up in the Tulsa…” Circa 2008 – Beagle